By: Aeden O'Connor
Thrower of garbage on the ground,
Lazy good for nothing,
Driver of buses and polluter of the world,
Taxi drivers and delinquents,
City of chaos.
They tell me we are lawbreakers and I believe them, for I have seen Taxis cross red lights with scared to death passengers sitting inside,
And they tell me you are crooked and I answer:Yes, it is true, I have seen taxis drive up on side walks and drive away freely to hop up on some more sidewalks again,
And they tell me you are brutal and my reply is: I see buses threaten small Hybrids every day and cross lanes without looking or thinking twice.
And having answered so I turn once more to those who sneer at this my city, and I give them back the sneer and say to them:
WELCOME TO HONDURAS.
Come and show me another City with men urinating on every other street corner, taxis going on the wrong lanes and hopping up on sidewalks, with the soul purpose of getting where they need to as fast as possible, all other lives do not matter, or buses switching lanes without mercy, or chickens and cows running through the roads, men on horses galloping through the streets, cars with “3L B0YfRi3ND” stickers on the back, there is not. Here is a short puny slugger set vivid against the normal cities,
Fast as a sloth,
Intelligent as a donkey,
Littering,
smoking,
Polluting,
Spitting, laughing, urinating,
Under the smoke, dirt all over his mouth, laughing with yellow teeth,
Under the terrible smoke of the city, laughing as a devil laughs,
Laughing even as an ignorant pig who has never not had his food,
Laughing and bragging that under his shirt is the biggest belly,
And under his is armpits is the largest amount of hair,
Laughing!
Laughing the frieky, slothy, fatty laughter of old, half naked, hairy, sweaty, proud to be
Thrower of garbage on the ground,
Lazy good for nothing,
Driver of buses and polluter of the world,
Driver of Taxis and urinator of street corners,